smarmosaur:

thedailywhat:

Time-Lapse Thing of the Day: The most impressive watermelon carving video you will see today, guaranteed.

[likecool.]

 There were three things I thought while watching this:

1) “I really hope he doesn’t carve a fucking face in to that or I will shit my pants.”

2) “That’s a waste of a perfectly good watermelon that I could have painstakingly made alcoholic for my camping trip.”

and,

3) “I want to eat that thing, purely out of spite.”

that’s pretty cool :D